May 2012
143 posts
“彈額頭之前我一定會先助跑”
– @606_ on Twitter: http://bit.ly/LQvrGv
May 31st
“「兒子上輩子是爸爸的誰?」「爸爸的爸爸」#哈哈哈 #這也是一招”
– @njm4uv on Twitter: http://bit.ly/KhbJFK
May 31st
“6、日本人的實力：誰打我，我就讓美國打誰。 7、南韓人的實力：誰打我，我就和美國一塊演習。 8、以色列的實力：誰心裡想打我，我就打誰。...”
– @mikeliu on Twitter: http://bit.ly/N2jIGr
May 31st
“「你覺得一女多男怎樣？」「不行！」「為什麼？」「那女的是多餘的！」 #大清早 #小姐你的尾巴掉出來囉 #我不討厭就是了”
– @aftertimeeeee on Twitter: http://bit.ly/KPn6ky
May 31st
“但很討厭咬吸管時別人盯著我的嘴唇看，特別是那幾個男生，應該是想把我嘴巴拿來做壞事。”
– @ClayWho on Twitter: http://bit.ly/Mdq7zt
May 31st
“@ttaado 一直抗議好累”
– @siegfy on Twitter: http://bit.ly/KpeiDD
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“格林韋恩再度用他的神奇智慧拯救了世界,也就是他的房間”
– @CCMyth on Twitter: http://bit.ly/L9qztk
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“我得提防自己的理想，它傷害我太多了。”
– @pixxivi on Twitter: http://bit.ly/LNmFbK
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“7年前他为了出国抛弃了未婚妻，现在事业有成，他开始愧疚 听说她过的不好，他想去弥补 他去到了她的鱼摊，她在刮鳞。边上蹲着一个男娃，模样有几分像他，他心里一震...”
– @Scswga on Twitter: http://bit.ly/Jw83uQ
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“我要開一百個新帳號扮演文青follow自己得到滿足感 #文青再愛我一次”
– @msvanny on Twitter: http://bit.ly/LwfynX
May 24th
“我之前跟媽媽朋友出去吃飯聽她們聊天超累的，幾個女人都搶著講話，搶點也非常妙，要在上個人講完一件事準備要講下一件事時，趁她吸那口氣的時候瞬間搶答，誰搶到就誰先講，一...”
– @Leeuway on Twitter: http://bit.ly/JMcN3x
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